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I wish college professors would never give 2 exams in the same week in the same class

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My math teacher said "Find the _______ of a sphere"

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Have you ever done the macarena on Mars?

no

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I wish I had a girlfriend who could give me the ability to breathe underwater

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I wish I never got assigned confusing math problems

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I wish that the moon was purple

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I sympathize with this vandal, even though I intellectually know that adding unencyclopedic content to an article is wrong.

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I wish there was a big city in Antarctica

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I wish I was a(n) __________

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I wish all coke was diet coke

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I wish that aliens would contact humans and not be hostile to them

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I wish no employers would pass up a qualified employee for one of their personal favorites to hire.

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I wish the human body could sustain any level of g-force without dying

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I wish I could control the pitch of the sound I make when blowing into a bottle without changing the length of the bottle

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I wish Kanye West never got so insane

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I wish I knew every language on Earth

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This edit on the shinto article spanned too much of the article, so I had to add multiple slides.

I wish I could never misplace my phone

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Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a _______ a shower

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I wish blue balls didn't exist

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Yes, there is a real farm called Karma farm.

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Memes! A way of describing cultural information being shared. An element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

I wish my brain produced wifi signals so I could always have fast wifi

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I wish the song despacito didn't have such creepy lyrics

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I wish the official term for the parent in law of a person's son or daughter was a nisuoc (which is cousin spelled backwards).

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