I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. I've seen her on her stupid couch. I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife!
When you have a lot riding on your tires, you help not only the environment, but you make friends. And after a leisurely breakfast of donut holes and sorghum, you can sit back and enjoy the ride.