Corporal Kenny catnaps after his appointment to the A-cat-emy. Soon he’ll be Cadet Kenny.

SIC Incorpurrated (formerly a division of Acme Purroducts) is proud to introduce Tactical Issue Cat (TIC) brand. A step forward in design, TIC is a place for all your gray babies, orange puffballs, little peanuts that share the SIC paint job, etc. All Cats may apply to TIC Boop™️Camp! You’ll be impressed by our out of this world special features! WELCOME TICs of Reddit!
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what are Standard Issue Cats™? does your cat look like the avatar for this community? when looking at the posts here do you say "that Looks Just like My cat!" Then congrats, you have a Standard Issue Cat™! (if you need it spelled out: they are brown mackerel tabbies) Leave a picture of your SIC™ along with make and model year and a review here. *witty titles regarding the quirks of your particular model are highly encouraged here*
Innocent until proven guilty
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Meanwhile, back in Limerick…
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Only NSFW if you use your imagination
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Most definitely NOT inspired by JD Vance
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Monastic drapery
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Barnyard antics
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JDs Lament
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Street Address
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NSFW facile challenge contribution
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When things get out of hand
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More shellfish rhymes
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It’s the humane way
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Fool’s paradise
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There once was a man…
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Testing Rule 2
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A Congressman, a lawyer, and a crook walk into a bar…
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good. Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise? submit your insomniac dad jokes today
A test drive
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Every 7 years? Really?
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Excuses, excuses
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A tongue-twister in the new official language
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Reading hour
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MLB woes… IYKYK
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